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Infinite Devil Machine

Sep 1 '14

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
Aug 29 '14

(Source: holyfrijolez)

Aug 28 '14

skookumthesamoyed:

Got your paw!

Aug 24 '14

benedicts-mindpalace:

I will never get tired of watching this. x

Poor baby…

Aug 24 '14

hermione + text posts

(Source: ohgryffindors)

Aug 23 '14
misslayton:

fuckyeahneena:

I don’t even need to talk to anyone right now and I would make 10 calls from this. 

I really don’t care that this has nothing to do with any of the topics of my blog. It’s a dinosaur phone.

Added bonus: with the proliferation of cell / smart phones this is a dinosaur within a dinosaur.  A dinosaur dinosaur, if you will.

misslayton:

fuckyeahneena:

I don’t even need to talk to anyone right now and I would make 10 calls from this. 

I really don’t care that this has nothing to do with any of the topics of my blog. It’s a dinosaur phone.

Added bonus: with the proliferation of cell / smart phones this is a dinosaur within a dinosaur. A dinosaur dinosaur, if you will.

(Source: octopusmotor)

Aug 23 '14
willsmiff:

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

#i am also full of snacks and darkness

willsmiff:

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

(Source: dalasverdugo)

Aug 22 '14
Aug 22 '14

asylum-art:

Daniel Merriam

If Hieronymus Bosch took the blue pill instead and sat down to a mad hatters tea party with Marie Antoinette, a hookah-smoking Caterpillar & a couple of unicorns you may just open the curtain into Daniel Merriam’s theatre fantastic. A Master American Surrealist painter, his worlds speak to those of us who adored the movie The Labyrinth and found ourselves asking, Why the hell wouldn’t she stay with the Goblin King? It’s firmly the territory of a child’s bubblegum mind.

Aug 22 '14
gatsbyadventures:

As a puppy, Scout hated walks. 

gatsbyadventures:

As a puppy, Scout hated walks.